Name: Get In, Loser Socks
Brand: Sock Harbor
SKU: SHMC-194GREENOS
Price: 11.99 USD
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Socks fit men's shoe sizes 6-12

The "Get In Loser, We're Going to Die of Dysentery" Socks

Load up the wagon, grab your oxen, and try not to break an arm.

Take a pixelated trip down memory lane to the computer lab of your childhood with these hilarious tribute socks. Combining the iconic "Get in, loser" meme with the harsh reality of everyone's favorite 8-bit educational survival game, these socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who grew up trying to make it to the Willamette Valley alive.

Featuring a classic covered wagon, a roaming bison, and a color palette straight out of the old American West, these socks are a grim but giggly reminder that the trail is long, rations are low, and the river is too deep to ford.

Why You'll Love Them:

Maximum Nostalgia: Perfect for 80s and 90s kids who spent hours staring at green-and-black screens hunting for 2,000 lbs of meat but only carrying 100 lbs back to the wagon.
Hidden Detail: Check the toes! They feature the classic text "FORD THE RIVER"—a risky choice that usually ended in disaster (but hey, you're feeling lucky).
Comfy & Durable: Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend that will keep your feet cozy whether you are hiking a real trail or just gaming on the couch.
The Perfect Gift: A surefire hit for gamers, history buffs, and anyone with a dark sense of humor.

Product Specs:

Design: Woven graphics (not printed) for long-lasting wear.
Material: Premium cotton/nylon/spandex blend.
Fit: Unisex crew length (fits most intrepid pioneers).

Warning: Wearing these socks does not grant immunity to snakes, broken axles, or poor river-crossing decisions.

Add to Cart and hit the trail before winter sets in!

75% cotton, 22% polyester, 3% spandex

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